Check the Haul (a Black Ocean Christmas parody)

by | Dec 21, 2022 | Behind the Pages | 0 comments

Holiday fun, reimagined by J.S. Morin for the Black Ocean fan group December 2021.

Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Check the haul, collect extortions

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Tis the season to make fortunes

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Don we now EV apparel

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Hail the pirates, open channel

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)
Fa la la la la, la la la la la la
Fa la la la la, fa la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la la la
Fa la la la la, fa la la la

See the blazing wreck before us

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Tell the law, “They were headed right for us.”

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Follow leads to locate treasure

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Hard work now and later, leisure

(If you can’t Fa la la by now the lyrics aren’t helping)

Customs ships slow as molasses

Fa-la-la-la-yawn, more fa la la

Getaways we’ll haul our asses

Yadda-yadda ya, ya yadda ya

Half a plan, and half a notion

Fa la la la finally, the fa finale

‘s how we roll in the Black Ocean

Fa la la la outro, maybe with guitar solo

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